Latina joke

[datmandoo]

The Mexican racked up and well bootied young maid asked for a pay increase.... The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise..
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?
"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I fuck harder faster, cum more often louder and give better deeper head than you do."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

[bender]

It took me a minute but I finally got it

[trashhammer]

funny thing is....in Hollywood , probably has actually happened haha. pool guy , gardener , whoever.