The Inaugural Pissed Octopus Award goes to Stealth for his November adventures, while the rest of us are trying to work out how to pay for Christmas presents Stealth is out there BLOWING $1600 ON HI CLASS HOOKERS then sharing the data with fellow punters. Surely this outstanding punting achievement ...

"gargle cum to any tune you want" LOL whale probably is hotbody wearing plastic glasses and mustache disguise

Newsflash Sunday 24 September 2006 She's currently at Cherryblossoms, can someone tell me what name she is using there?

If this is rigged, here's your chance to set the record straight!

Is this the most expensive Azn brothel in Australia?

Hang on a minute she is now TH's wife

The myth is busted! Jedhi spie drones tell me Eva is still in HK and won't be back here till September 06 at the earliest. That leaves us plenty of time to buy earplugs, what a screamer!

Mythbusters comp! - complimentary fireworks report to anyone who can pm me with Evas phone number/ location in sydney (if she is in Sydney)

did i hear a rumour she was back? more info please, don't be holding out on us!

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed - Freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light workou...

This is all starting to make sense to me man... the thumbs now the pencil, it's like some kind of profound awakening.

Hands up everyone whose wife/gf passes the thumbs and pencil test, certainly not mine.

*cough, cough*

I've heard complaints about Kitty as well

Whats the phone number and is she still current?

Switch off/ silent mode phone during session

tip from alecsomesmart

She does come back to Sydney now and then, when she arrives the first thing she does is get in touch with Hooker Looker to spread the word.

50 thousand newbies reading this? No pressure. Here's a few tips if you are just starting out, only my 2c worth. 1) Don't pick up street girls 2) Don't go to Kings Cross strip clubs * To get started perhaps try an erotic massage - then explore some of the full service options after that. * It will t...